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The following bloopers were excerpted from real
Church Bulletins from all over the United States.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery down stairs.
- Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
- During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help!
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
- Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
- The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
- Miss Charlene Mason Sang, "I Shall Not Pass This Way Again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 am,. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
- The sermon this morning:........Jesus walks on the Water
The sermon tonight:.................Searching for Jesus
- Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church:
Name:....................Bertha Belch.
Announcement:.....Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa
- Church sign:....................................Jesus Saves!
Safeway sign across the street:.........Safeway saves you more!
- Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
- The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
- The associate minister unveiled the church's new giving campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Scriptures on this website are from the NIV-1984, 2011 or
GNT.
Articles were written by Pastor John unless otherwise noted.
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